Hey Swing Voters: Swing This!
Topic: politics
Is it just me, or is John Edwards the toughest, least soft guy on the planet? Drudge:

Dem vp hopeful John Edwards cut to the chase last night on ABCNEWS NIGHTLINE:

ABC'S BOB WOODRUFF: "He has avoided the kind of negative attacks that can make national news, although recently, he has stepped up his rhetoric."

SEN. JOHN EDWARDS (D-NC) (clip of a speech): "I'd say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you've lost your mind."

WOODRUFF: "There's been criticism that you have been too soft."

EDWARDS: "Do I seem soft to you?"

The transcript ends there, but audio analysis reveals the sounds of Edwards (D-NC) beating Bob Woodruff to death with his mighty penis and devouring the ABC News correspondent's still-beating heart in order to gain his courage.

Marc