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You know Pawtucket, Rhode Island as the home of "Soupy Pizza," a Red Sox minor league affiliate and the birthplace of Pawtucket Pete, Peter Griffen's beer of choice. Now, know it as the part of Rhode Island that's on fire. Literally.Tony
As most of you are probably aware, John Kerry has also decided to opt out of the federal matching funds and the spending caps that accompany them. Clark will be staying within the caps, out of "respect for the system," or so his campaign spokesperson says. Clark is actually recieving some heat for blowing off a December New Hampshire debate in order to attend a fundraiser in New York City. This may turn out to be a bigger deal then one might expect. New Hampshirites are a pretty provincial people, and if Clark appears to not be taking the state's primary seriously he could pay a price. Not that he's aiming to win the thing, but I think he needs to do no worse than a tie for third in order to get any kind of momentum out of the contest.
Apparently E.J. Dionne has got the power of the mind meld, because his latest column deals with the concept of Dean as Goldwater, a favorite Marc topic.
The last political link of the day: From the this Sunday's Post's Outlook section, a UMBC professor examines whether or not the Democrats even need a Southern Strategy. He suggests that by focusing on the "new Southwest" Democrats will fare better and be able to forge winning coalitions by forgoing the South entirely. He makes several salient points, but I don't find myself agreeing with his overall thesis. Nonetheless, worth a read.
Finally, read Wilbon's slicing and dicing of JoPa. Actually, it's a rather gentle explanation of why Paterno needs to give it up, but I just like sticking it to Draper. A great Wilbon column as usual, but I think this thing wins title of the year. But then again, I'm a sucker for Peter O'Toole references.
Peace & Love,
Tony
The Philadelphia Eagles released a new black alternate jersey that they will wear in an upcoming game, possibly this weekend. While you're wretching in horror, check out the worst uniform competition from ESPN.com. Look out for those Australian Women's Basketball uniforms. They are apparently made out of Lycra, like a swimsuit. Odd, and oddly arousing.Tony
Good morning, what can I tell ya...In lambs to the slaughter news, Former New Hampshire Governor Jean Shaheen will be joining the Kerry campaign in a nation-wide capacity. Personally, I think the move is a pretty thinly veiled attempt at procurring Kerry's influence and access to money when Shaheen runs against John E. Sununu in 2008. She lost to the son of former New Hampshire Governor and George H. W. Bush Chief of Staff John H. Sununu in 2002, in the most expensive race any Democrat ran that year. That money undoubtedly came from the Gore cronies she met while shilling for Gore in 2000. In all honesty, I don't see this move helping anyone except Shaheen.
In I-was-shocked-to-learn-he-has-children news, George F. Will dissects Dean's move away from federal funding and the spending caps that come with it. He notes that Dean's concern that he'll be unable to counter Bush if he accepts the caps is tantamount to admitting that money does, in fact, equal speech.
The last political link of the day: Doug Duncan was in Baltimore the other day at a Angelos and Schaffer sponsored fund-raiser. I know Angelos is upset that O'Malley hasn't spent "enough" money helping to redevelop the area near Camden Yards, but what does Schaffer have against O'Malley? The article only mentions a "snub," so if anyone has any info, let me know. It seems to me that Schaffer simply doesn't like anyone with political power who hasn't strained their back kissing his ass. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
Almost there, only two sports links left to help you get through the day. The Ravens are starting Anthony Wright at QB this weekend, due to Boller's injury and Redman's dreadful performance Sunday night against the St. Louis Rams. Billick said that Wright possesed the natural athleticism that is neccessary in his offense. But wait a minute, Boller is the biggest statue since Bernie Koser and has the deep ball threat of Vinny Testaverde. What is Billick talking about? I think Redman slept with Billick's wife or something, because he really doesn't like that kid.
And finally, the College Basketball season gets under way tonight with the Coaches v. Cancer Classic. Read John Feinstein's take on the scandalicious off season and his thoughts for this year.
That's the news, and I - am - outta here
Tony
I saw that this was going to happen last night, but forgot about it until loyal reader E. Nelson of Baltimore, MD brought it to my attention. John Kerry (D-MA) rode a borrowed Harley onto the set of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is sadly not atypical for Presidential candidates to pander to the lowest common denominator. But let's look at it objectively:How does Kerry's stunt help his campaign, aside from mere name recognition? (which is probably a big help.) Do more people care what he thinks about Iraq? NO. Are more people intrigued by his health care proposal? NO. Is John Kerry even cooler today than he was yesterday? NO.
To be fair, though, Kerry's campaign is all but over, and beating up on him feels like kicking a corpse. Because it's both fun and easy
Tony
Lame. Listen to these marketing ideas:
A possible logo: the state outline with an image of "Uncle Sam," a character based on Samuel Wilson of Mason. The team fan club: the Lobbyists. Team gift certificates: campaign dollars.
You probably know Kellen Winslow Jr. as the Miami tight-end and son of San Diego Charger great Kellen Winslow Sr. You might also remember him as striking a Heismann pose after catching a touchdown pass in the first game of the year. He makes waves again this week, due to his post-game tirade after Miami's 10-6 loss to Tennessee. He called football a "war" and referred to himself as a "soldier." He also claimed his unsportsmanlike penalty (an activity that got him "benched" for next week's game) was due to refs gunning for him.Tony
"We know and you know that Jim wasn't the problem," one aide said in recounting what one staff member told Mr. Kerry. "We want to know that you know that the problem was not Jim: You need to understand that there needs to be fundamental changes in this campaign."
"In Washington state, God help any of the other candidates," he says. "We have such an organization up there." According to Trippi, somewhere between 30,000 and 40,000 people have historically turned out for the state's presidential caucuses. This past August, 15,000 people turned out to see Dean stop by a Seattle Meetup during his "Sleepless Summer Tour." "I'm standing there going like, 'Shit, we'd win the caucus today," Trippi recalls. "We'd win the statewide caucus with how many people are standing here."
Marc
Howard Kurtz says the whole thing was a setup by CNN producers:
Alexandra Trustman said yesterday that a CNN producer called her on the morning of the Boston forum and suggested she ask about the Democratic presidential candidates' computer preferences. Puzzled by the request, she writes in Brown University's Daily Herald, she drafted a more complicated question about how the candidates would use technology.
But in Boston, Trustman said, she was handed a notecard with the digital-age equivalent of the boxers-or-briefs choice put to Bill Clinton. She wrote that she told the producer "I didn't see the question's relevance," but that he rejected her proposed query "because it wasn't light-hearted enough and they wanted to modulate the event with various types of questions."
Bad Unis Update: While the Oakland coaches, and especially the Oakland cheerleaders, were wearing too much, the Jets came out in green pants that were in their own way too much. First Jersey/B went retro to the 1960s with its Namath-era look; now Jersey/B goes retro to the 1950s. Seriously, Jets, it's 2003. Do something about those uniforms.
And Jacksonville -- black pants, dark jerseys? No wonder your own stadium was half-empty by the time you scored your improbable winning comeback touchdown.
This abortion follows on the heels of a bold move by the state party to RECRUIT another candidate to run in the 3rd District. So there will be two Republicans competing for the honor of being disemboweled by Ben Cardin. What is with these people?
I'm going to start compiling a list of the Republican elected officials appointed to high-paying state jobs by Ehrlich. What a bunch of yokels. After O'Malley gets elected governor, this will all be a bad dream.
Marc
In what could be described as one of the most absurd things ever, Pamela Anderson is going to urge a boycott of KFC because they refuse to meet with her so she can discuss the way they treat their chickens. She's going to be making the announcement for a boycott on her weekly radio show. "If they won't meet with us, we're taking our case to the children." The source says that PETA will start handing out what they're calling "Buckets of Blood" in front of KFC outlets across the country. "They'll look like KFC's buckets of chicken, and will contain things like mutilated, gory chickens," says the source. "We gave kids `Unhappy Meals' at McDonald's and Burger King crowns with animals impaled on the points when they wouldn't meet with us. After those kids started screaming, both McDonald's and Burger King got reasonable."
Now that's finger-lickin' good.
Tony
I'm glad to see some uniform discussion back on this blog. It's been a couple of days. I like those new Padres unis, I think the sand idea for road games is fresh and I even like this new logo, surf and all. (In case you're curious, the Padres begin play in PETCO Park next year, hence the new duds.) But why not go back to the old brown and yellow and have that chubby Franciscan swinging a bat? Old School baseball uniforms and hats, particularly that Padres look, are extremely popular. I keep waiting for one of these teams to cash in on this by going retro whole hog. Then again, if that stuff is going to sell anyway, the creation of a new uniform and new logo makes for even more stuff to buy.(By the way, did you happen to notice who's modeling those new Padres threads?)
Tony
I'd rather, as an offensive lineman, be able to dictate tempo to the defense, and the running game does that. You're being aggressive and getting after the defense that way. You're not doing that if you throw the ball 50 times. You take the power out of your offensive line. They're just a wall instead of a vehicle of attack. There's no chance of you establishing the line of scrimmage because you're always backpedaling.Nothing Succeeds Like Failure
Marc
Marc
Addendum:
Get the straight dope from a certain hardworking government agency.
