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Wednesday, 11 February 2004
Harm City
Here's a map of crime within a quarter-mile of my house in the last two weeks of January:

Two robberies, three stolen cars - it could certainly be worse in this town. Check out your neighborhood!

Marc

Posted by thynkhard at 6:08 PM EST
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Wednesday, 11 February 2004 - 6:18 PM EST

Name: Liz

As disconcerting as that is, I'm glad it's not murders and rapes!

Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 2:29 AM EST

Name: Draper

I got you beat. Three stolen vehicles and three robberies from cars.

Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 2:32 AM EST

Name: Draper

Megan's got us all beat...3 stolen cars...one robbery from cars...2 aggravated assaults...and one burglury...or however you spell it.

Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 2:35 AM EST

Name: Draper

Absolutely nothing in Tony's hood. And you missed one aggravated assault...way down Jeffrey St.

Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 7:14 AM EST

Name: Sean


A semicircle with Marc in the center. Coincidence? I think not.

Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 8:41 AM EST

Name: Marc

There were three murders in Cherry Hill during the same period. Glad I only have to drive through there.

Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 8:48 AM EST

Name: Kent Brockman

When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind? This reporter isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be.

Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 8:54 AM EST

Name: Marc

Good thing you don't have a car. All those Hopkinsmobiles paid for by mommy and daddy must look like big ATMs to the local scumbags.

Thursday, 12 February 2004 - 9:14 AM EST

Name: Tony

As Draper noted my 'hood is crime free. The area around Jessica's house had one stolen vehicle, one larceny from vehicle and two aggrivated assaults. Anybody check near where Joe lives?

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