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Monday, 16 February 2004
Things that make you go hmmm...
Alright, so I got the suicide pages yesterday, you know just to keep up with this most foul world we live in...and after gettting through the front section I was left exhausted...just too much, just the headlins can wear a person out. Here is a sample...

Another 23 dead in Iraq...glad the war there is over

Maryland drivers keeping pace with nation's speeders

Philanthropies to lend the school system like 8 mill.

Soldier's letters reveal conditional US loyalty...good to know he's on our side, er, was...anyway

Hundreds of gays exchange vows in SF

Year after nightclub fire, a focus on Safety...I didn't even know Great White had that many fans

NY officials prepare for an 'unthinkable' attack...

Bullet hits SUV on highway in Ohio...this has been going on for months...someone just target shooting at the cars on highways around Columbus...does no one care about this 'cause it's in Ohio?

Texas less likely to hand out death sentence, study says...right.

300 on Carnival ship get a gastrointestinal illness...I'm not the only one that gets pleasure from knowing this am I?

Ky. man claimed to fight 'aliens'...schizophrenia is our friend

Scharzenegger's love of cigars sparks protest...when is that godamned state going to slide into the Pacific?

Thai boy, 13, 20th person known to die from bird flu

Haitain rebels bring in reinforcements...the entire north of the country is in the dark, isolated...lovely fucking place

THousands protest head scarf ban...

Water park roof collapses in Moscow, killing at least 15...there are waterparks in Moscow?

So, what's the point of this post? I don't know...just some kind of sadly, tragically, humorous feeling that you get from reading the paper...what a fucking place.

Draper

Posted by thynkhard at 4:46 PM EST
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Tuesday, 17 February 2004 - 10:05 AM EST

Name: Sean

Cruise ships now officially freak me out. I don't know if it's the viruses, Kathie Lee Gifford endorsments, the lamentably canceled show Shipmates, or a combination of the three, but I used to like the prospect of playing shuffleboard and the pointlessness of swimming in a pool in the middle of the ocean.

Now I wouldn't touch a cruise ship or its patrons with a ten foot pole.

Tuesday, 17 February 2004 - 10:15 AM EST

Name: Tony

You failed to mention Out to Sea, starring Jack Lemmon and Walter Mathau and that movie with Cuba "my dog picks my projects" Gooding Jr. and Horatio Sanz where they have to pretend to be gay in order to have sex with Vivica A. Fox while on board a cruise. I'm with you, though. I wouldn't gonear a cruise. Unless, perhaps, there was anyone named "Stubin" on the crew.

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