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Q: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb?MarcA: At least four. One to unscrew the old light bulb. One to simultaneously announce his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new light bulb. And one to denounce George W Bush and America's Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.
Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 7:21 AM EST
Name: Sean
While the topic is on jokes, were you aware of the fighting styles of Donald Rumsfeld?
Should go good with his new Martial Arts Tournament held at his Remote Island Fortress
Tuesday, 23 March 2004 - 11:39 AM EST
Name: Marc
Oh, jokes... I get jokes. Good stuff.
"Who can deny that conflict is a purifying flame which sears away cowardice, hesitation, sentiment?all that which is unworthy in Man?" Rumsfeld said, stroking his albino cheetah. "And my fighting arena is the crucible which concentrates that fire into the refined white heat of invincibility. The victor of my Eagle Fist Tournament shall be, by nature and definition, unsurpassed in the ways of the warrior. Such a fighter is fit to be the instrument of Rumsfeld."
Thursday, 25 March 2004 - 8:16 AM EST
Name: Sean
Got another, slightly more out there. Feast your eyes on Road House: The Stage Version of The Cinema Classic That Starred Patrick Swayze, Except This One Stars Taimak From The 80s Cult Classic The Last Dragon Wearing a Blonde Mullet Wig, the actual theater review.
