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Monday, 22 September 2003
Anybody But Dean
After my aborted Clark post - here are some links concerning Clark and the Arkansas gang:

John Ellis (W's cousin) talks about Clark and primary dynamics, namely, 'Fiji Math':

The iron rule of media bias was once explained to me years ago by Henry Griggs, a media and political consultant. He described it as an analog of what he called "Fiji math." "In Fiji," he said, "they used to count as follows: one, two and many. There was no "three" or "four" or "five." There was just one, two and then that third number; "many." That's how the media cover politics. They can only count to two."

Unfortunately for Kerry et al, Dean and Clark are one and two right now.

Clark interviewed with some muckity-muck reporters and put his foot in his mouth several times, even calling on his press secretary for help at one point:

"Mary, help!" he called to his press secretary, Mary Jacoby, at the front of the plane, as he faced questions about Iraq. "Come back and listen to this."

Here's another gem:

Indeed, after caustically comparing the actions of the Bush administration to what he described as the abuses of Richard M. Nixon, he said that he voted for Mr. Nixon in 1972.

Doh!

More Clark tomfoolery from the Miami Herald:

At one point in the interview, Clark endorsed a moratorium on the death penalty, saying there has been "a lot of discrimination and a lot of injustice" and saying cases should be reviewed with DNA evidence. Asked if he would back a halt to executions, Clark sat up straight. "Stop. Stop," he said. "I promised I wasn't going to take a strong position."

The full extent of the Clinton conspiracy is outlined by the Post. That scumbag lawyer Bruce Lindsey is even on Clark's team. That's how you can be sure it's a Clinton operation: they don't get into anything without a platoon of lawyers to cover their crooked asses. Barf.

Marc

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