Peachbacks
Just got back from the Democratic hootenanny - more about that tomorrow. For now, feast your eyes on this.

Just another illustration of Orndoff's Law: everything now is worse than it used to be.

Marc

Times, they are'a changing...
Hey Jerks...where are you guys...post, post.

Jobby, jobs...am redoing a resume and cover letter to JHU...this fucking incredible job just around the corner from my apt is still open...

Have recently been thinking that this most recent round of PhD applying coming up that I'll only send a few apps out (Wyoming, Ga. St., and Pitt)...and focus instead to get some work experience and finish my MA without the added pressure of sending a million apps out...

What that means, practically is that it's looking more likely that Charm City will be graced with my prescence not just for one more year, but two...though...well, still going to try but the way things are for applying to grad schools...it will be just too rushed...to ask three professor to prepare ten letters of recc...three is more doable...will see though...no doubt...

Draper

Politics, schmolitics...
Although, I don't know if you guys know or not but the Dems for Pres will be at Morgan St. tomorrow...debating and whatnought...thought I'd pass that along.

Anyway...I am fucking tired...I dunno why, somebody please give me a job.

draper

Edwards: Jerk
Edwards is not running for Senate in order to "concentrate on his bid for the White House".
What a joke! It has already been said that this means Edwards is really running for VP. It also means that the Democrats will probably lose another Senate seat (the likely Democratic nominee is proven loser Erskine Bowles).

What an selfish weasel (well, he is a trial lawyer)! Yet another rich idiot who would be eliminated from politics if didn't have these stupid campaign finance laws.

Marc

XFL Represent!
He Hate Me blocked a punt in the Panthers' comeback win yesterday (Stephen Davis rushed for 111 yards).

Did you know?
The Titans released Neil O'Donnell. Backing up the oft-injured Steve McNair is... Billy Volek.

Marc

Democrats release television ads
Several Democratic candidates have unvieled their first television ads...Question: Do you think people really care if a candidate comes from humble backgrounds or not? Dean's family was rich, and this is seen by some as a disadvantage for a Democratic candidate. Are people so dense as to assume that because a candidate didn't come from poverty he can't relate to the needs of middle class Americans? If I recall correctly, FDR came from an aristocratic family, while Herbert Hoover was a self-made man from humble roots. Edwards and Gephardt play their humble roots up big, regardless of whether or not this will help them, does it matter at all?

Myrr

Does this taste like fluoride to you?
The Pure Water Committee (Do yourself a favor and don't ignore this link) just lost another court case the other day. They do, however, have plans to appeal the case. Do you know it was over three years ago that Joe and I worked on that campaign to get the fluoride into the Cumberland drinking water? Three years that dried up old witch was defeated and she's still at it. She's almost not worth the effort for me to hate and hope that she dies a painful, bloody death, but then again I'm a petty, petty man...

I don't have anything against spending on Labor and Education, but if you increase spending and decrease revenue, there are going to be defeicits, that's the way the system works. So, Bush will be like Reagan; huge budget defeicits as a result of their presidency.

Myrr

I Knew Ronald Reagan...
From the angry nerds at Cato:

In the Bush's first three years, non-defense discretionary spending is up 20.8%! And it's not Homeland (barf) security stuff, either - there has been a 56% increase at Labor, and a 60% increase at Education. This is a department the Republicans wanted to eliminate not so long ago!

In comparison, Reagan cut the same spending by 13.5% his first three years.

Marc

Kerry, from last night's debate:
"the swagger of a president who says 'bring 'em on' does not bring our troops peace or safety."

So the point of American foreign policy is to keep our troops safe? I thought it was to keep civilans safe from, you know, terrorists.

The more terrorists from Saudi Arabia, Syria, et al that we kill in Iraq, the fewer there are to attack innocent people here. It sucks that soldiers get killed doing that, but it is their job, and better a soldier than some poor fucking secretary or accountant.

Marc

Go ahead, throw your vote away!
Barf. I have been planning to vote for Bush despite the huge expansion of the federal government, gigantic giveaways to fatcat farmers, steel tariffs, etc., because the foreign policy stuff is so important. But stuff like this makes me want to vote Libertarian again. Bush is looking more and more like the new Nixon.

Marc

Mike Pringle Fan Club
The goddamned Ravens are so popular for two reasons:

1. They won the Super Bowl
2. The Orioles suck.
2a. People are stupid.

Everybody got over being screwed by the NFL real goddamned quick, didn't they? Nevermind that we had a winning team in town.

On a non-bitter note, this has always been a football town. Irsay's crimes from the mid 70's on are what turned Baltimoreans away from football. Even during the era ('69-'71) when the O's were dominant, they played to sub-10k crowds.

Marc

I heard David Beckham was gay
You'll get no argument from me about how great football is. Not only is it the best sport going. In the world. Including soccer.(READ: FUCK YOU DAVID BECKHAM), it also has the best professional organization of any of the other major team sports. The problems of the NFL pale in comparison to the problems of the NBA (thuggery, boring) MLB (overpriced assholes who fail to play hard because their sport requires such little exertion that even the most worthless asshole like David Segui can make 6 mil a year and play for fucking ever, boring) NHL (what's this?).

The whole Ravens thing just strikes me as unseemly. Despite the love for the Ravens, this town isn't over the Colts yet. I would think that when you're still mourning the loss of your team to another city for petty financial reasons you'd feel at least some sense of restraint for your love of a team which your city has stolen from another depressed municipality. But, then again, football is football and I did recently pay $10 to see Morgan play Towson and was happy to do so. I refused to spend more than $5 on the Orioles this summer, and felt cheated every time. To be fair it's not really baseball's fault theOrioles suck so badly. They're a team of bums run by a bum with his head up his ass. When I think about it that way, I guess I'd probably cling to the Ravens too

Myrr

Live in Baltimore

fucking html...
How do you guys do that thing...with the thing where the words are the link...?

Open Letters

Oh, I got it. groovy.


Draper

Dean's too cranky...
Alright, as we are all well aware, I'm not the most politically minded fellow...in fact the whole game of politics makes me sick to my stomach...but I digress...I was listening to BBC world last night at about 3am and heard an interview with Dean done by some fellow with a very thick Scottish accent...aside from the kick I got out of hearing a Scot talk about American politics, I noticed how mean sounding, how evasive, and how much sophist (thank you, Joe) rhetoric this guy was giving off...I mean, a fucking radio interview with the fucking BBC...you could hear his furrowed, evil eyes. Though, he's probably the candidate that is most close to what I think is needed for this country. Who knows.

By the way...I am now a registered democrat in the city of Baltimore...hopefully I'll be able to vote in the primary. When is that, btw?

Football, more than religion. Religion is doctrine, most haven't the passion for their religion, it becomes habit...but I tell you fucking what...I have my whole night planned around watching two fucking teams that I could care less about tonight...football is the bringer of the most wonderful season...is the bringer of new school. new things, hope. And that, that is why this town is so obsessed with the Ravens...short memories maybe, but people, especially in a community like Balto. need something to cling to...a group identity, something to be prouod of...to forget the crap all around...anyway.

Draper