What's that smell?
Western Maryland makes an appearance in today's Baltimore Sun, with an article about the tiny hamlet of Luke, Maryland. Luke, once a burgeoning company town made possible by the Westvaco paper mill, is now all but a ghosttown. The article details a number of recent skirmishes between the city and the mill, most notably an effort by the city of Luke to raise Westvaco's taxes by 25%. The mill balked at such an increase, and made it clear that there are a number of labor markets, particularly overseas, that are better than Allegany County, Maryland. Their actions have led to a dwindling tax burden for Westvaco, mostly out of fear that if the city (or county, for that matter) makes the mill even slightly unhappy, it will pull up stakes and move out, probably to Brazil (or so the rumor has gone in ALCO since I've been alive.)

The current crisis surrounds the shrunken tax base coupled with a shrinking population that is forcing Luke to consider unincorporating and surrendering it's charter, becoming yet another tract of unincorporated Allegany County. Westvaco, for their part, has encouraged this action, as it would mean no city taxes, and has gone to such lengths as buying up old homes as Luke residents die.

In reality, Luke's fate is already decided. They will certainly forfeit their charter and Westvaco will eventually move out of town, and probably the country. That is the natural evolution of our economy; an evolution which no amount of public policy initiatives or bond issues is ever likely to reverse.

Tony

Woo! I Feel Like Tony!
Blogging from work, that is. Well, actually I'm not on for another couple minutes, but I am in the workplace. And like Tony, I don't really have anything to say (Zing!).

Marc

Even though this debate is being broadcast on FOX...
I'm not sure what exactly to make of this, but Showtime will be airing a new program this summer called American Candidate. Basically, anyone 18 or older who wants to be a participant can apply on their website until April 9th. Twelve finalists will be selected and given a campaign budget and website. They will then be voted out of the contest, presumably by a panel of experts and viewers.

The number two spot on this ticket will then, reports indicate, be selected in a horse rectum eating contest to be broadcast on NBC's Fear Factor.

Tony

So You Want To Be A Martyr
The Mossad and the IDF are willing to help:

Israel will strike at more Hamas leaders, the Israeli defense minister said Tuesday, a day after the founder of the Islamic militant group, Sheik Ahmed Yassin, was assassinated in a missile attack.

Defense Minister Shaul Mofaz and his security chiefs decided to try to kill the entire Hamas leadership, without waiting for another terror attack, security sources said Tuesday.

Here's what the widow of terrorist, I mean... "militant", leader Ahmed Yassin had to say:

We're counting on God and God will give us our revenge... on the Jews I hope, and on the collaborators, and on the spies.

The Europeans are, predictably, outraged:

The EU recognises Israel's right to protect its citizens against terrorist attacks. Israel is entitled to do this under international law. Israel is not, however, entitled to carry out extra-judicial killings.

Translation from Diplomatic French: Israel is allowed to sweep up body parts after suicide bombings, but not to do anything to prevent them.

Marc

Kerry Joke
From Mark Steyn:

Q: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: At least four. One to unscrew the old light bulb. One to simultaneously announce his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new light bulb. And one to denounce George W Bush and America's Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.

Marc

Free Throws Ain't Free
Well, you knew it was going to catch up with them sooner or later. But it was a good run by the Terps, and watch out for these nutty kids next year.

Marc

Wha?
From Tuesday's George Will column in the Washington Post: (I added the link)

For example, in his Saturday response for the Democrats to President Bush's weekly radio broadcast, Sen. Edward Kennedy said that the administration's arguments for war against Iraq were not merely, in Kennedy's view, mistaken, they were a conscious dishonesty -- a "distraction." Such statements are perhaps predictable from a senator who recently cited, approvingly, the writings of Karen Kwiatkowski.

The Weekly Standard reports that she, a retired Air Force officer, has written about "the Zionist political cult that has lassoed the E-Ring" of the Pentagon (the offices of senior civilian Defense Department officials). She says the war in Afghanistan was "planned of course before 9/11/01" because of "Taliban non-cooperation" regarding a trans-Afghanistan pipeline. She says that with "Bush and his neoconservative foreign policy implementers" -- those E-Ring Jews -- resembling propagandists such as Lenin, Hitler and Pol Pot, "all evidence" points to "a maturing fascist state" in America and, in foreign policy, "fascist imperialism touched by Sparta revived."

Tony

Fear The Panda
Taiwan's pro-independence president, Chen Shui-bian, was shot yesterday during a parade:

Chen was shot across the abdomen and Vice President Annette Lu was struck in the right knee as they stood in an open-roof sport utility vehicle waving at crowds lining the streets of the southern city of Tainan, the president's hometown.

The injuries were not life-threatening and neither Chen nor Lu lost consciousness or required surgery, officials said. The Reuters news agency said they were released from the hospital several hours later.

Now, I'm not saying the Red Chinese would assassinate someone to influence an election... oh, wait, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Marc

Thwack!
John Kerry's ridiculous claim of support from foreign leaders is a big fat fastbell down the middle, and Dick Cheney lined it into the gap (can you tell that it's spring training?):

But it is our business when a candidate for President claims the political endorsement of foreign leaders. At the very least, we have a right to know what he is saying to foreign leaders that makes them so supportive of his candidacy. American voters are the ones charged with determining the outcome of this election - not unnamed foreign leaders.

Cheney was responding to a Kerry speech which included this steaming cauldron of barf:

If I am President, never again will parents or husbands or wives of soldiers have to send them body armor instead of photographs and care packages. Last month a young newlywed in Virginia who, as her husband was about to ship out to Iraq, gave him a bullet proof vest for Valentine's Day. I can tell you right now: in a Kerry Administration, no one will be getting body armor as a gift from a loved one; it will come from the Armed Forces of the United States of America. We will supply our troops with everything they need.

Cheney took the bat to this one as well:

Just this morning, he again gave the example of body armor, which he said our administration failed to supply. May I remind the Senator that last November, at the President's request, Congress passed an $87 billion supplemental appropriation. This legislation was essential to our ongoing operations in Iraq and Afghanistan - providing funding for body armor and other vital equipment; hazard pay; health benefits; ammunition; fuel, and spare parts for our military. The legislation passed overwhelmingly, with a vote in the Senate of 87 to 12. Senator Kerry voted no. I note that yesterday, attempting to clarify the matter, Senator Kerry said, quote, "I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it."

For the record, people like Tom Daschle, Dianne Feinstein, Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer, and Hillary Clinton voted for that $87 billion supplemental that Kerry voted against.

BREAKING NEWS: Athlete complains, gets his way
A deal has been reached by the San Francisco 49ers, the Baltimore Ravens and the Philadelphia Eagles that will send Terrell Owens to Philly. This hours before the NFL's special master was set to issue a ruling on whether or not the trade that sent the former 49ers wide-out to Baltimore in exchange for a second-round pick was valid. Owens claimed he was due free agency, despite his agent having failed to file the proper paperwork before the deadline. Sal Palantonio, who was covering the case for SportsCenter, said last night that it appeared as if the ruling would go in Owens favor, hence the deal. The deal guarantees the Ravens a fifth-round pick for their troubles and sends a defensive end to the 49ers in exchange for Owens. Had a ruling in Owens favor been issued before the deal, the Ravens and 49ers would have received no compensation.

This whole thing seems pretty crooked to me. Heading into this weekend you couldn't find a soul who thought Owens had any kind of chance at the hearing. Then the hearing was delayed, ostensibly so that both sides could appear in person, rather than the conference call that was slated for Sunday. By Tuesday the conventional wisdom is that Owens will win and the Ravens and 49ers scramble to finalize a deal ensuring that they'll get something out of this mess.

Crooked or not, Baltimore dodged a bullet by failing to secure Owens. And after having suffered through the past week, which included Owens telling anybody with a laptop that he's not coming to Baltimore, they probably are breathing a sigh of relief. Meanwhile, Philly has the Leon they've always wanted.

Speaking of Philly, here's what Philadelphia 76er Allen Iverson had to say about his decision not to dress for a recent game. Iverson had been injured and missed several games in a row. He was not cleared by trainers for Sunday's game, but said he could play. When the coach told Iverson that he'd be coming off the bench because of his injuries, Iverson felt otherwise.:

"I'm a starter. I've been a starter here for eight years. I'm not a sixth man," Iverson said after the game [Sunday]. "I'm a starter. I know in this league ... if someone comes back from an injury, if he's a starter he starts. What's the difference? If you're going to cut my time down, cut my time down. It doesn't make any difference. I'm a starter."

Tony

Jacques Kerry For Prime Minister
OK, now I'm convinced that John Kerry has lost his mind. A Boston Globe reporter gave Kerry a prime opportunity to back away from the claim that foreign leaders want him to beat George Bush. The Globe reporter, Patrick Healy, now says he made a mistake in transcribing the Kerry statement:

"I mistranscribed a key word," explains Patrick Healy, a political reporter for the BOSTON GLOBE who covered the event in a pool capacity.

"Listening to the audio recorder now, in the quiet of my house, I hear 'more leaders' and I am certain that 'more leaders' is what Senator Kerry said."

So what does Kerry do? He repeats the claim!

In a telephone interview, the Massachusetts senator and presumptive Democratic nominee said "it's no secret" that some countries are "deeply divided about our foreign policy. We have lost respect and influence in the world."

He continued: "I stand by my statement. The point is not the leaders. What's important is that this administration's foreign policy is not making us as safe as we can be in the world."

THIS is the issue that Kerry finally decides to have some backbone about? The one time in his life he isn't going to flip-flop? He's going to run as the guy who Jacques Chirac and Gerhard Schroeder want to have in the White House? Sweet Jesus.

Marc

"It's Time Someone Had The Courage To Stand Up And Say: I'm Against Those Things That Everybody Hates."
Is there anything that can't be headlined with a Futurama quote? From a piece in the Miami Herald via Kausfiles:

"I'm pretty tough on Castro, because I think he's running one of the last vestiges of a Stalinist secret police government in the world," Kerry told WPLG-ABC 10 reporter Michael Putney in an interview to be aired at 11:30 this morning.

Then, reaching back eight years to one of the more significant efforts to toughen sanctions on the communist island, Kerry volunteered: "And I voted for the Helms-Burton legislation to be tough on companies that deal with him."

It seemed the correct answer in a year in which Democratic strategists think they can make a play for at least a portion of the important Cuban-American vote -- as they did in 1996 when more than three in 10 backed President Clinton's reelection after he signed the sanctions measure written by Sen. Jesse Helms and Rep. Dan Burton.

There is only one problem: Kerry voted against it.

Kerry on Elian:

Asked in the Herald interview last year about sending Elian back to Cuba, Kerry was blunt: "I didn't agree with that."

But when he was asked to elaborate, Kerry acknowledged that he agreed the boy should have been with his father.

So what didn't he agree with?

"I didn't like the way they did it. I thought the process was butchered," he said.

Marc

"Professor, When Did You Become So Obsessed With Politics?"
"The very instant I became old."

Liz was describing a political conversation she had with her grandmother (who will be voting Republican in November for the first time in her life), and I thought of something that hadn't occured to me before.

It's conventional wisdom that old people have disproportionate political power because of their high turnout compared to other age cohorts. So why has so much ink been spilled over the political impact of the "jobless recovery"? Old people don't work! Some of them have never worked. No amount of unemployment is going to affect their social security checks. The stock market has been doing fairly well, so their portfolios are safe. And Bush just gave them a big fat new entitlement. Is there any economic reason for old people not to vote for Bush?

This is important because all the social issues help Bush amongst the elderly. One of the things that caused Liz's grandmother to become fed up with the Democrats is gay marriage. That issue alone should drive the last few elderly Catholics out of the Democratic party. Bush's religiousity is also a strength with these voters, regardless of affiliation. Several times I have been helping old women find a book about Bush, and they will say something like, "I'm glad we have a Christian in the White House."

This Week is coming on in a few minutes, so I don't have time to look up the numbers on how old people voted last time. I would guess they went narrowly for Gore. But I don't see them going Democratic this time.

Marc

Terps saving best for last
The Maryland Terrapins silenced what little doubt remained surrounding their chances at earning a spot in the NCAA tournment with their 87-86 win over third seeded Wake Forest during the quarterfinals of the ACC tournament at the Greensboro Coliseum. (Click here for complete box score)

The Terps, who came into the game after back to back wins over North Carolina State and Virginia, are now set to face NC State in the semi-finals this afternoon at 4pm. The Terps split with the Wolfpack in their two matchups this season.

Maryland out rebounded the fifteenth ranked Demon Deacons by ten and were surprisingly 8% points better than Wake at the line. Free throw shooting has plagued the Terps all season, but they managed 24 for 32 from the chairty stripe last night, a whopping 75% from a team with the lowest free throw percentage (66%) in school history.

Free throws, in fact, were the deciding factor as Maryland guard John Gilchrist went to the line with 3.7 seconds left and the game tied at 86. Gilchrist made the first, giving the Terps the one-point lead. He then deliberately missed the second. A short rebound made it impossible for Wake Forest to push the ball up the court, and the Terps held on to their third victory in twelve days.

Though Gilchrist emerged as the star of the game, five Terps scored in double digits, with Gilchrist and Travis Garrison (who also had 10 rebounds) leading the team with 16 points a piece. Nik Caner-Medley and Chris McCray followed with thirteen points each while center, and former AC Trojan Jamar Smith finished with eleven.

While Maryland is a virtual lock for a tourney bid, there are several teams that have already wrapped up automatic bids by winning their conference tournaments. The NCAA tournament selection show is slated for Sunday evening and will be broadcast on CBS.

Tony

My LEGO Site
I have finally gotten around to putting together a site for my LEGO stuff. You can see it here, and I will add it to my links on the left. It is not entirely finished yet, but you can get a good idea of what it will look like. Let me know what you think!

Marc