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Thursday, 29 April 2004
Phrightening
I've never made much of an effort to hide the fact that small animals really freak me out. Well, imagine my horror when I heard that the Snakehead Fish, a predatory fish indigenous to Asia, has reappeared in Maryland, this time in Wheaton.

The fish, which suppossedly poses no threat to humans, was caught yesterday by a couple of guys fishing for bass. This is the second time in two years that the snakehead has been found in Maryland. The last case was discovered in a pond in Crofton, MD.

The snakeheads usually arrive in this country either as aquarium fish or food fish, and it is speculated that they find their way into ponds or lakes by unsuspecting pet owners who release them after they outgrow their tanks. The DNR has plans to drain the lake in order to determin the extent of the snakehead infestation. Last time the species was found, a fish poison was released in order to kill off the snakehead.

Now for the truly terrifying part. The Snakehead can breath air and can move on the ground, similiar to a snake. It was described by those that caught it yesterday as having the head of a snake and the teeth of a shark. And, apparently, it's not in a good mood:

He [Terry Wintermoyer, catcher of fish] and his friend were debating what to do with the fish, which was lying on the ground inside the plastic bag. A park maintenance worker walked up, curious, and stuck his foot near the animal.

Suddenly, Wintermoyer said, the snakehead lunged.

"It put a pretty good tooth mark in his steel-toed boot," he said.

Holy Mother of the Living God!

Tony

Posted by thynkhard at 11:40 AM EDT
Updated: Thursday, 29 April 2004 11:45 AM EDT
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Thursday, 29 April 2004 - 2:47 PM EDT

Name: Marc

It's only a matter of time before the snakehead is featured as the villain in a shark movie/teen sex romp.


Fish Out Of Water will star Lindsay Lohan and the guy from The O.C (any of them) as marine biology students who stumble on to a secret government project to "weaponize" snakeheads for military use. It'll be Pirahna for the Aughties!

Thursday, 29 April 2004 - 3:01 PM EDT

Name: Tony

They're one step ahead of you:

SCI FI Pictures presents

SHARKHEAD TERROR

Thursday, 29 April 2004 - 3:28 PM EDT

Name: Marc

Wow. No idea is so ridiculous that someone isn't doing it already.


And I think we've found a new name for the Red Chinese menace! The Eagle and the Snakehead... I like it.

Thursday, 29 April 2004 - 3:51 PM EDT

Name: Sean

I envisioned a movie more with a snakehead modified by secret genetic experiments at Fort Deitrich wreaking havoc on Baltimore. Lots of power lines get knocked over and maybe some footage of people running is included. In the sequel, the snakehead turns good and fights of an imperial alien invader. And so on.

Thursday, 29 April 2004 - 5:21 PM EDT

Name: Liz

I like Marc's idea better!

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