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Saturday, 25 September 2004
These days, we'd probably have to call "Deep Throat" "Horny Back-Door Bitches 12"
Mood:  rushed
An Ellicott City resident awoke to the sounds of his large Republican lawn signs on fire early this morning, according to today's Baltimore Sun. Police have reported that this is not an isolated incident, and in fact as many as 12 large lawn signs and 50 small signs have been destroyed over the past several days. Police have another Ellicott City man in custody, but haven't released any details as to whether the burnings were politically motivated or not.

Now maybe it's because I'm reading All The President's Men right now, but am I the only one who thinks it wouldn't be beyond reason to think Karl Rove may have had something to do with this. There are a great number of rumors out there about Rove, including a bugging incident that occured during a Texas gubernatorial race in which a bug was found in his office that many believe was planted there by Rove himself. Many of these rumors can be found in the book Bush's Brain, which has recently been adapted into a film.

The thing about Rove is that no one has been able to find a solid link between these types of activities and Rove. But that's just what you'd expect from the Diabolical Genius, now isn't it?

I don't know, I'm not normally a black helicopters kinda guy, and maybe it's the Nixonian paranoia seeping in. (I mean, I did just indirectly accuse Rove of ordering a series of arsons). Honestly, I think the more likely explanation is that it was some nutcase who, perhaps inspired by the new Che Guevara movie (Anyone out there interested, check out the review of this film, starring Gael Garcia Bernal, star of international acclaimed Y Tu Mama Tambien in the latest GQ. Referencing the casting, the author writes: "In terms of audience appeal, the right-wing equivalent would be Keanu Reeves as the idealistic young David Koresh, or maybe Justin Timberlake playing gallant, pensive Timothy McVeigh."), thought he'd take revolution into his own hands.

If Rove or the Bush campaign was involved, I doubt setting the signs on fire was part of the plan, probably just some low-level vandalism. The other explanation, that it was directed by the Kerry campaign, doesn't hold much water for me. Not only would it be incredibly stupid, but I don't think that campaign would be able to pull something like this off.

So, back to the flaming signs at hand. Don't worry about the Bush supporter whose sign was destroyed. He, like his president, is steeled in his resolve in the face of terror:

"I'm not going to be weak and let them control my life," McQuarry said.

After all, if McQuarry takes down his yard sign, then the terrorists have already won.

Tony

Posted by thynkhard at 1:25 PM EDT
Updated: Saturday, 25 September 2004 1:33 PM EDT
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Saturday, 25 September 2004 - 2:06 PM EDT

Name: Marc


"In terms of audience appeal, the right-wing equivalent would be Keanu Reeves as the idealistic young David Koresh, or maybe Justin Timberlake playing gallant, pensive Timothy McVeigh."

Cute. Just another reason to tune out popular culture until after the election (as if I needed one).

BTW, there was a crowd of Republicans doing visibility on Ritchie Hwy. down by AACC. No one set them on fire.

Saturday, 25 September 2004 - 3:53 PM EDT

Name: Sean


Rove also has no clear ties to the Garden Gnome Liberation Front. Coincidence? I think not.

Saturday, 25 September 2004 - 3:56 PM EDT

Name: Sean


Or even better, ROVE-incidence!

Sunday, 26 September 2004 - 3:37 PM EDT

Name: Sean

Nothing to do with anything. I wanted to pass along a "Klingons for Kerry" article I found. (via Plastic QL)

Bush ghajtaH ghobe' quv!

(Bush has no honor!)

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